Some Dawson's Creek Fan Fiction

I've watched two episodes of Dawson's Creek, but it has been brought to me attention that this blog needs some DCFF. Here we go.

Dawson: Joey. Did you know that you have a boy's name?
Joey: Yes, yes I did.
Dawson: Well, are you going to change it?
Joey: No, no I'm not.
Dawson: You're a good friend.
Joey: Thanks, you too.
Dawson: Should we have sex?
Joey: Probably, but what about that girl from Brokeback Mountain?
Dawson: We can distract her with that guy from Mighty Ducks.
Joey: Isn't he screwing that girl who Busy Philips plays?
Dawson: I know right? She's great in Cougar Town.
Joey: I love her in White Chicks.
Dawson: Haha me too. Touch me.
Joey: Where?
Dawson winks. They have sex below a Spielberg poster.
Joey: That was fun. Do you want to go row your boat?
Dawson: No, I have to go write a script.
Joey: Yeah, I forgot you need money after Charlie Conway made you lose all yours in the stock market.
Dawson: Ugh, don't remind me.
Joey: Well, I have to go talk to my boyfriend. Bye!
Dawson: Bye. Hey Joey.
Joey: What Dawson?
Dawson: I had fun today.
Joey: Me too, Dawson.