Pacey: Hi Dawson, how are you?
Dawson: Angsty.
Pacey: That's cool You wanna play hockey?
Dawson: You wanna play hockey?
Pacey: Yeah, I used to be on a community team in Minnesota coached by some DUI guy. We roller bladed around the Mall of America it was way cool.
Dawson: Oh, well I can't go. I have to make a movie.
Pacey: Gosh, Dawson! That's all you do!
Dawson: Well all you do is sleep with your teachers and give bad stock advice!
Pacey: Are you really going to bring that up?
Dawson: I just did.
Pacey: If you weren't to pretty to bruise, I would fight you!
Dawson: You wanna come with me to audition some actor?
Pacey: Yeah that sounds like fun.
*they go to audition some actor*
Tom Cruise: Hi I'd like to read for the part of *looks at script* Lawson.
Dawson: Go ahead.
Tom Cruise: My name is Lawson. I have a stream. I can't decide who to love - a girl with a boy's name or a girl who looks like a boy.
Dawson: Pacey, I think I should tell you, I slept with Joey last night.
Pacey and Tom Cruise: WHAT!!!!!!!????
Pacey: Dude you know I love her!
Tom Cruise: Dude she had my baby! It may be Chris Klein's though.
Dawson: Sorry, it just slipped in.
Pacey: I forgive you.
Tom Cruise: If I let this happen again, can I have the part?
Dawson: I don't think so. You're a little old.
Pacey: Yeah and stay away from Joey. She's emotionally vulnerable enough without crazy people influencing her and then impregnating her.
Tom Cruise: Okay.
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