Dawson's Creek Fan Fiction, part 2

Pacey: Hi Dawson, how are you?
Dawson: Angsty.
Pacey: That's cool You wanna play hockey?
Dawson: You wanna play hockey?
Pacey: Yeah, I used to be on a community team in Minnesota coached by some DUI guy. We roller bladed around the Mall of America it was way cool.
Dawson: Oh, well I can't go. I have to make a movie.
Pacey: Gosh, Dawson! That's all you do!
Dawson: Well all you do is sleep with your teachers and give bad stock advice!
Pacey: Are you really going to bring that up?
Dawson: I just did.
Pacey: If you weren't to pretty to bruise, I would fight you!
Dawson: You wanna come with me to audition some actor?
Pacey: Yeah that sounds like fun.
*they go to audition some actor*
Tom Cruise: Hi I'd like to read for the part of *looks at script* Lawson.
Dawson: Go ahead.
Tom Cruise: My name is Lawson. I have a stream. I can't decide who to love - a girl with a boy's name or a girl who looks like a boy.
Dawson: Pacey, I think I should tell you, I slept with Joey last night.
Pacey and Tom Cruise: WHAT!!!!!!!????
Pacey: Dude you know I love her!
Tom Cruise: Dude she had my baby! It may be Chris Klein's though.
Dawson: Sorry, it just slipped in.
Pacey: I forgive you.
Tom Cruise: If I let this happen again, can I have the part?
Dawson: I don't think so. You're a little old.
Pacey: Yeah and stay away from Joey. She's emotionally vulnerable enough without crazy people influencing her and then impregnating her.
Tom Cruise: Okay.

Reese's Pieces

I just love them. Why has no one told me about them before? They're really good in cookes, but OMG they're even good by themselves. They're like really ugly M&M's that taste like Heaven.

Some Dawson's Creek Fan Fiction

I've watched two episodes of Dawson's Creek, but it has been brought to me attention that this blog needs some DCFF. Here we go.

Dawson: Joey. Did you know that you have a boy's name?
Joey: Yes, yes I did.
Dawson: Well, are you going to change it?
Joey: No, no I'm not.
Dawson: You're a good friend.
Joey: Thanks, you too.
Dawson: Should we have sex?
Joey: Probably, but what about that girl from Brokeback Mountain?
Dawson: We can distract her with that guy from Mighty Ducks.
Joey: Isn't he screwing that girl who Busy Philips plays?
Dawson: I know right? She's great in Cougar Town.
Joey: I love her in White Chicks.
Dawson: Haha me too. Touch me.
Joey: Where?
Dawson winks. They have sex below a Spielberg poster.
Joey: That was fun. Do you want to go row your boat?
Dawson: No, I have to go write a script.
Joey: Yeah, I forgot you need money after Charlie Conway made you lose all yours in the stock market.
Dawson: Ugh, don't remind me.
Joey: Well, I have to go talk to my boyfriend. Bye!
Dawson: Bye. Hey Joey.
Joey: What Dawson?
Dawson: I had fun today.
Joey: Me too, Dawson.

Inception Review (no real spoilers)

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Inception was great. I give it an A-. The story was fun and not as hard to follow as the idiots in the theater before me tried to make it out to be. Everyone should watch it. Slow people should watch it more than once. I would pay ten dollars again just to see Joseph Gordan Levitts' zero gravity fight scene. He's a fun actor; I'm glad that Christopher Nolan sees the value in the cast of 10 Things I Hate About You (fingers crossed for Larissa Oleynik as Harley Quinn). So, go watch the movie. It will be a treat for you.

Top 10 Degrassi Characters

ZOMG. Degrassi: The Next Generation is sooooooooooooooooo ridiculous. I want to begin this blog (which is NOT a Degrassi blog, btw) by counting down the ten greatest characters on the show.

10. Jimmy (but only because I <3 Drake.)

9. JT (OMG, he died, I had to)

8. Rick Murray (he made the show interesting)

7. Peter (I love morally ambiguous characters)

6. Spinner (because he's so FLAWED)

5. Liberty (because her dad KNOWS the MAYOR)

4. Holly J (She's a bitch and totally LOL)

3. Ellie (but only in seasons 2-4, HOWEVER, she's AMAZING when she's calling Caitlin a ho in front of an audience because she's all drunk)

2. Paige (She used to be my #1, but then I rediscovered. . .)

1. Manny (She's a slut, but in the later seasons, she's HILARIOUS)