NEW SONG!!!!

WASHOUT PRODUCTIONS

PRESENTS

KNIFE FIGHT

Soon to be available for download on datpiff.com!

My debut as a pop artist- DANCE PARTY!! (final cut)

Here's my fresh new single, DANCE PARTY!!! (the caps are part of the title.  Learn to deal.)

This is not available on iTunes, so if you want it on your iPod (and who doesn't?) leave your e-mail in a comment, and I'll send it to you.

Dawson's Creek Fan Fiction, part 3

Dawson: Dude, Pacey. I'm so bored.

Pacey: K, wanna go play hockey?

Dawson: Dude, no. Let's go to a fancy people party.

Pacey: I wasn't aware we were fancy people.

Dawson: We're going. Shut up.

Pacey: K, let me call the blonde girl.

Dawson: She's coming back from the Oscars. Be prepared to comfort her. She didn't win. Don't feel bad for her. From what I gather, Young Hercules left her very satisfied. Does she even have a name?

Pacey: It doesn't matter. We don't know any other blonde girls.

Dawson: We know Busy Phillips.

Pacey: Yeah, but she moved to Florida.

Dawson: Oh look it's Ke$ha!

Ke$ha: "Well, if it isn't James Van der Douche." (These are not my words)

Dawson: Geez! My name's Dawson. "Stop slanderbeeking me name!"

Ke$ha: Don't be surprised if I shoot at you with a laser gun.

Dawson: K I won't. Thanks for the warning.

Pacey: If I get shot, I swear to Tom Cruise I will do something crazy from Fringe on one of you bitches!

Ke$ha: Dude, grow a pear.

Dawson: Hehe, I think she just called you a fruit.

Pacey: I'm going to talk to Joey. Even whilst entranced by a scary person, she's more interesting than you two.

Ke$ha: We'll C U Next Tuesday, bro!

Dawson: Wanna do it?

Ke$ha: Fine. You still got that boat?

Dawson: Yep.

Ke$ha: Let's set sail, cowboy. Hold up! Can you grow a beard?

Dawson: I've never tried.

Ke$ha: Work on that.